Thursday, November 30, 2006
candy, crossroads and crap.
santa is so annoying. i think his debt collectors finally got their hands on his address, because he's just contradicting himself! either that or he's had a bit too much to drink.
i've been a good girl all year. i'm serious! because santa really put the give into giving this season for me. i'm gonna be just as annoying and not tell you exactly what i mean, but basically he's been a little over-generous with the eye candy. do you buy a lava fudge cake, ben and jerry's, mudpies and brownies for a girl on a diet??! helloOo santa! What... were you thinking!?!!! are you trying to save on my present next year or something? ...
my mom is going to malaysia in about 1 or 2 weeks. for 6months. which means i'll be all alone in the huge apartment that i can't exactly call home. any and all visitors greatly appreciated***. please stop by or preferably bunk with me if and when you can. yes i am a chicken and every night all the hanibals and ju ons and sadakos seem to be hiding behind every door and reflected in every mirror ( i have a LOT of mirrors. almost unavoidable. your face is in your face all the time). i always look up or open my eyes and expect to see some malicious smile or rotting face or dishevelled hair behind me or an inch from my nose. so please please please come over if you can. my unbridled imagination's gonna give me a heart attack sooner or later.
***guest must leave the premises as clean as if not cleaner than when they arrived. the host will charge (dearly) for any cleaning costs incurred. :D
on tues night/wed morning: my bag got stolen. makeup+bag+wallet+contents=-$180++
fri night/sat morning: i got locked out of my dad's place. thought it had been broken into. dad in langkawi. unreachable. neighbours recommend locksmith. dad calls back 1145pm after main padlock is open: ill-informed part-time maid locked the door, the only 1 in sg with the key, stays in jurong west. locksmith=-$100. slept at 430 am. was too exhausted to work so mc required. doctor's squiggles: -$35 . not working for the day= -$40
total losses from tue night to sat morning= $355.
pay for last month's work= $336.40
what's left= -$18.60
who do i blame=a pissed drunk santa swimming in debts. or he could be schizophrenic. whatever. life's a bitch.
des
11/30/2006 05:10:00 PM
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